An Engineer's Ultimate Guide To 3.21 VS 3.92 Axle Ratio

[Mountain Whiskey]

I thought he was staying the course with the sticker comment....

 

[1ramrunner]

This thread has taught me 1 thing. Our transmissions have 9 speeds and not 8 The 392 trucks use 1 through 8 and the 321 trucks use 2 through 9.

 

[BowDown]

You sound disappointed that you won't get any deep action

Nope, I don't have those short stroke, jack rabbit, humming bird gears.

 

[HSKR R/T]

Nope, I don't have those short stroke, jack rabbit, humming bird gears.

No, you have a 2wd with 3.21s. You obviously aren't the one going deep in the mud. Which must mean you have to be catching.

 

[AngelPhoenix]

No, you have a 2wd with 3.21s. You obviously aren't the one going deep in the mud. Which must mean you have to be catching.

This analysis is more scientific than certain "doctors" are currently capable of producing.

 

[brian42]

We’re all just having some fun. I kind of derailed things with my 3.21 sticker comment, but there was no malice behind that.

I thought it was hilarious too, same as KWKSLVR. People are too sensitive about everything so it's nice to have some fun and enjoy the humor. Even if it's at my expense a good joke is a good joke. I'm a Gen X'er so can differentiate between humor/fun and a personal attack.

People used to cruise around, hang out, and check out everyone else's ride. Sure there was some ribbing but below it all was an appreciation for what they had done (whether you liked it or not).

Nowadays everyone else's stuff is inferior, especially when you don't have to look them in the eye and tell them that.

I miss the "good old days" and this brings a little of it back.

 

[Mountain Whiskey]

Nope, I don't have those short stroke, jack rabbit, humming bird gears.

It's not about depth, it's about girth!

 

[BowDown]

No, you have a 2wd with 3.21s. You obviously aren't the one going deep in the mud. Which must mean you have to be catching.

Considering that going deep into the mud would be gay, you're right, I'm not but you have at that "mud".

 

[BowDown]

It's not about depth, it's about girth!

That's what they tell you to make you feel better. "Oh yes, your size is great" as they're leaving.


No one's ever said they want a short fat hot dog

 

[ferraiolo1]

What if you get the little fake shifter lever instead of the short fat hot dog knob, does that make you more or less masculine while having 3.92s?

 

[HSKR R/T]

People with 3.92s can only throat sing.

And guys with 3.21s just like to hum

Considering that going deep into the mud would be gay, you're right, I'm not but you have at that "mud".

Sounds like your lady is a little stingy. Let me guess, missionary only, and can't do anything on Sunday

 

[BowDown]

And guys with 3.21s just like to hum
Sounds like your lady is a little stingy. Let me guess, missionary only, and can't do anything on Sunday

Nah man, prison love ain't my thing but hey, you get that mud.
#mudloveisgatewaysex
But I'm not judging.... guy is into 3:92 qu**r se*....not judging, not judging

 

[HSKR R/T]

Nah man, prison love ain't my thing but hey, you get that mud

It's okay if she won't put out like that. She understands being inadequate with the 3.21 gears.

 

[AngelPhoenix]

I thought it was hilarious too, same as KWKSLVR. People are too sensitive about everything so it's nice to have some fun and enjoy the humor. Even if it's at my expense a good joke is a good joke. I'm a Gen X'er so can differentiate between humor/fun and a personal attack.

People used to cruise around, hang out, and check out everyone else's ride. Sure there was some ribbing but below it all was an appreciation for what they had done (whether you liked it or not).

Nowadays everyone else's stuff is inferior, especially when you don't have to look them in the eye and tell them that.

I miss the "good old days" and this brings a little of it back.

Me: reads this and then next several comments immediately after it

Oh yeah. Definitely good old day vibes

 

[Mountain Whiskey]

That's what they tell you to make you feel better. "Oh yes, your size is great" as they're leaving.
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No one's ever said they want a short fat hot dog

Is that the girl that touched your junk in the dark and said "no thanks, I don't smoke"?

 

[BowDown]

Is that the girl that touched your junk in the dark and said "no thanks, I don't smoke"?

Yes, but she actually said "No, you aint choking me with that pipe; I'm gonna find one of those micro pee pee 3:92 guys, they're small and it'll be 3-5 seconds"

 

[BowDown]

It's okay if she won't put out like that. She understands being inadequate with the 3.21 gears.

Well, I'd have to be willing drive into a muddy hole which I'm not but you clearly are. Them 3:92 gears will make you do some suspect

 

[HSKR R/T]

Well, I'd have to be willing drive into a muddy hole which I'm not but you clearly are. Them 3:92 gears will make you do some suspect

I guess when you only like it on Friday nights with the lights off, you are perfectly happy only doing missionary and not having any other variety. You probably think going 2moh over speed limit is exhilarating as well.

 

[AngelPhoenix]

I guess when you only like it on Friday nights with the lights off, you are perfectly happy only doing missionary and not having any other variety. You probably think going 2moh over speed limit is exhilarating as well.

I don't trust people who drive the speed limit.

 

[Tinshield]

It's just a deviant thread now. No harm here, we're all just having fun.

You should put a signature on your profile so we know your ride. Well........ unless you have 3:21 gears........

I’m just having fun myself. I’ll get a sig together this week.