ChadT
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This conversation has made my eyes glaze over. Why are we talking about 1/4 mile times and how fast a **** pickup truck is? This is crazy and absurd to me.
I made the switch to Ram because of the engine. Call me crazy but I like the fact this engine is still a strong block, with a traditional old school cam, rockers and pushrods, and none of the direct injection mess that leads to carbon build up in the heads. Just a simple, tried and true and powerful engine. No turbos or intercoolers to worry about.
I'm in agreement with you. I won't blow smoke up anyone's a** and pretend off the line speed isn't fun to have, but I personally didn't get my truck primarily with "muh stoplight to stoplight racing" as a top 3 objective.
Though I do 100% understand the guys who want to mod their vehicles to better achieve that.
I personally think that if you want a king of stoplight-UFC, they make chargers, challengers, and even suped up Cherokees and Durangos for that. In a truck, I prefer overall simplicity, ease of maintenance, longevity. Heck if I could order this same 5th gen truck without start/stop I would do so without hesitating.
I think a truck shouldn't have an air dam at all. I think it should have damn good ground clearance and factory 33in All-Terrain tires with a lift. It should have a simple(ish) motor for its time period that says V8 on it with a displacement of over 5L, and it should sound every bit of it. The bed should not be made out of jello, packing peanuts, or astronaut food. It should be durable without heavily counting on a bedliner for structural integrity, no matter how many fanboys tell me it's fine and their groceries won't puncture it. I don't want to think about it at all.
It should have enough space for me, my tools, a girlfriend, and some kids one day, god willing.
The bottom should have some skidplates.
The grille should look unapologetically tough in an era where vehicle styling is homogeneous.
And I should be able to hop into a nicely equipped one for less than $60,000 though I will not knock anyone who paid more than that, you spend your money how you please!
Thankfully for me, Ram makes something I personally want. Chevy is close with their trailboss. The GMC AT4 is nice but I like how the Ram looks better.
And Ford is eating crayons in the corner.