Ya'll, I have to come clean. For a moment, I confused my RAM with Maverick or -- I know you won't forgive this one - Ridgeline. So I bought Bakflips and the likes, bed rags, and other girly man accessories typically pushed by the influencers, bottom feeding scrotums that they are.
Then I realized my mistake and promptly got myself a proper truck bed cover. It came packaged as if His Honor Steve Jobs himself created the entire ensemble. Forged by Zeus? I don't know, but a line of Amazonian princesses quickly formed around my house while I installed this modern art marvel. Once it was on the truck, I immediately had to get a new shelf for my balls because they dropped so low from all of this newly found testosterone.
If you are confused just like I was, no worries. Run to eBay and sell those plebeian covers to some cheap re-selling bastards and get yourself a bed cover to be the man your mom will be proud of.
TL;DR - if you love this country get this cover.
P.S. This post would not be possible without RealTruck. They showed me the way by forcing to look for alternatives so that I could buy not from them.
