What did you do to your Ram today???

[boogielander]

The rock rails. I thought they are supposed to be all scraped up and damaged.

LOL yes they are/ were!
I "fixed" them a week or two before by applying even more steel-it LOL

now, don't look at the underside LOL

 

[Dogpatch]

Cleaning the cabin filter.

 

[Sarzoo]

Checked fluids and coolant.

 

[BowDown]

Made the final payment on this raggedy donkey beater truck

 

[StuartsFriend]

Ya'll, I have to come clean. For a moment, I confused my RAM with Maverick or -- I know you won't forgive this one - Ridgeline. So I bought Bakflips and the likes, bed rags, and other girly man accessories typically pushed by the influencers, bottom feeding scrotums that they are.

Then I realized my mistake and promptly got myself a proper truck bed cover. It came packaged as if His Honor Steve Jobs himself created the entire ensemble. Forged by Zeus? I don't know, but a line of Amazonian princesses quickly formed around my house while I installed this modern art marvel. Once it was on the truck, I immediately had to get a new shelf for my balls because they dropped so low from all of this newly found testosterone.

If you are confused just like I was, no worries. Run to eBay and sell those plebeian covers to some cheap re-selling bastards and get yourself a bed cover to be the man your mom will be proud of.

TL;DR - if you love this country get this cover.



P.S. This post would not be possible without RealTruck. They showed me the way by forcing to look for alternatives so that I could buy not from them.

 

[Dogpatch]

Made the final payment on this raggedy donkey beater truck
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Congrats on outright ownership!
The only thing sweeter than that is when you still get a handsome truck allowance from the company you work for even after it’s paid off!