What did you do to your Ram today???

[boogielander]

The rock rails. I thought they are supposed to be all scraped up and damaged.

LOL yes they are/ were!
I "fixed" them a week or two before by applying even more steel-it LOL

now, don't look at the underside LOL

 

[Dogpatch]

Cleaning the cabin filter.

 

[Sarzoo]

Checked fluids and coolant.

 

[BowDown]

Made the final payment on this raggedy donkey beater truck

 

[StuartsFriend]

Ya'll, I have to come clean. For a moment, I confused my RAM with Maverick or -- I know you won't forgive this one - Ridgeline. So I bought Bakflips and the likes, bed rags, and other girly man accessories typically pushed by the influencers, bottom feeding scrotums that they are.

Then I realized my mistake and promptly got myself a proper truck bed cover. It came packaged as if His Honor Steve Jobs himself created the entire ensemble. Forged by Zeus? I don't know, but a line of Amazonian princesses quickly formed around my house while I installed this modern art marvel. Once it was on the truck, I immediately had to get a new shelf for my balls because they dropped so low from all of this newly found testosterone.

If you are confused just like I was, no worries. Run to eBay and sell those plebeian covers to some cheap re-selling bastards and get yourself a bed cover to be the man your mom will be proud of.

TL;DR - if you love this country get this cover.



P.S. This post would not be possible without RealTruck. They showed me the way by forcing to look for alternatives so that I could buy not from them.

 

[Dogpatch]

Made the final payment on this raggedy donkey beater truck
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Congrats on outright ownership!
The only thing sweeter than that is when you still get a handsome truck allowance from the company you work for even after it’s paid off!

 

[BowDown]

Congrats on outright ownership!
The only thing sweeter than that is when you still get a handsome truck allowance from the company you work for even after it’s paid off!

It's my company truck but my cheap A company doesn't pay for anything, not even fuel. I'm gonna have write a stern email to management tomorrow; of course when I get the complaint, I'll right click it, mark as junk and block the sender. May even suspend myself for a day.

 

[StuartV]

Ya'll, I have to come clean. For a moment, I confused my RAM with Maverick or -- I know you won't forgive this one - Ridgeline. So I bought Bakflips and the likes, bed rags, and other girly man accessories typically pushed by the influencers, bottom feeding scrotums that they are.

Then I realized my mistake and promptly got myself a proper truck bed cover. It came packaged as if His Honor Steve Jobs himself created the entire ensemble. Forged by Zeus? I don't know, but a line of Amazonian princesses quickly formed around my house while I installed this modern art marvel. Once it was on the truck, I immediately had to get a new shelf for my balls because they dropped so low from all of this newly found testosterone.

If you are confused just like I was, no worries. Run to eBay and sell those plebeian covers to some cheap re-selling bastards and get yourself a bed cover to be the man your mom will be proud of.

TL;DR - if you love this country get this cover.

P.S. This post would not be possible without RealTruck. They showed me the way by forcing to look for alternatives so that I could buy not from them.

Steve Jobs is "His Honor" and you're calling other people girly men?!?

If you didn't buy a Chuck Norris brand cover, you can go retrieve your little peanuts off the teacup shelf and let your wife put them back in her purse now.

With that cover on there, you can't even fit your Barbie Malibu Dreamhouse in the back of your truck, much less a motorcycle, or a couch, or a beer fridge or any other proper Man Cave gear.

You should have just got a topper. At least that way you could sleep comfortably back there on the nights that your wife wants to have her boyfriend over for a real "date night".

...

LOLOLOL!!!

(ps: Don't y'all worry. He and I are actual friends, IRL. It's all in good fun)