1200GS
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- Joined
- Jan 13, 2019
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I didn't do anything to my ram today but I did something with it... I watched a guy narrowly miss t-boning some knucklehead who pulled out in front of him. He avoided parking his taco in her passenger seat by sending his truck into a 7 ft snowbank at 20 mph and buried it all the way to rear wheels. Cue the heroic anthem as I pulled up with a sinister grin and more than a little excitement to pull him out. "need some help?" I asked. "Oh, that'd be awesome" he said humbly, clearly bowing to my automotive superiority. As I opened the in floor storage box and brandished my my new, never used tow straps I had to shield myself from the obvious envy beaming from the taco owner. I quickly secured the tow straps to my recovery points and as I made my way to the truck to engage 4wd and the e-locker I had to glance down and make sure I wasn't sporting a full mast erection. My wife was so wrong about this truck, this moment was worth every penny and she was wrong about another thing, I can indeed pull out, at least now, thanks to Ram. After freeing the taco from it's snowy tomb the thankful driver offered me a crisp $20. "No thanks man, you've given me plenty today. Drive safe"
HAHA GOLD!!!