Care to guess who this was written about?
A mind trained from birth to calculate
Bred for the role of CEO
Breezed through an elite prep school
As good at explaining macroeconomics as anyone out there in the world today
Unbelievably fantastic
Obviously a genius
More like a super-advanced AI than flesh and blood
Working when people arrive, working when people leave
Devoting every waking moment of his life to work
His parents queued for a moment of his time, only to give up because the wait was too long
Has a real chance at being the world’s first trillionaire
Like no other billionaire I’ve ever met
Instantly lovable
The guilelessness, kindness, and openness of a Muppet
Ninety-nine times out of a hundred, the terms of the deals he makes favor the other side
An ethical maximalist in an industry of ethical minimalists
Dedicated to fixing the world
Actually as selfless as he claims to be
The new Jay Gatsby