Hey DD, since it seems that no one does a search or reads the threads that already exist, why not just answer with “don’t worry, be happy…” and include a link to the song by Bobby McFerrin.
("Don't Worry, Be Happy" is a song by American musician Bobby McFerrin released in 1988. It was the first a cappella song to reach number-one on the Billboard Hot 100 chart, a position it held for two weeks.
Wikipedia).
Hey, we could have a contest to rewrite the lyrics for 5th wheel towing with any 1500/150 truck.
Here goes:
"Don't Worry, Be Happy, 5th wheel version”
Here's a little song I wrote
You might want to sing it note for note
Don't worry, be happy
With every 5th wheel trailer we have some trouble
When you worry sir, you make it double
Don't worry, be happy
Don't worry, be happy now
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry, be happy)
Ooh, ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry bout’ yellow stickers)
Ooh oo-ooh ooh ooh oo-ooh
(Be happy you got a RAM)
Ooh oo-ooh oo-ooh
(Don't worry, be happy)
Your trailer pin weight it seems too great
State trooper(4) says he may hav’ to litigate
Don't worry, be happy
P tires look flat and springs collapse
Frame groans and de truck shifts so bad
Don't worry, be happy
(Look at me I'm happy towing)
Your turn…