I could never quite master the Trailer backup system. I didn't have the calibration issue but I think it takes a learning curve to use it so I end up backing in manually. The one time it did really come in handy and worked well was when I went down the wrong road in the campground and had to back up a couple of football fields and it seemed to do a nice job of keeping it straight with little effort.
I love the trailer light test also. Nice feature and makes it easy to check the lights yourself. It's right there in the trailer menu and only takes a couple of button pushes to get there once you know where it is.
And on a side note, anyone, including me, who drives a modern Ram pickup could be classified as a *****. I mean come on! Using a trailer assist backup feature is what makes you a ***** or not able to think for yourself?
How about driving a truck with power steering, power brakes, air conditioning, heated seats, remote start, backup cameras, AM/FM/XM/Bluetooth, a heater, reclining seats, etc etc etc. All of that is for pussies!
Electric windows? Good grief learn how to use the knob and roll em down like a real man. Real men don't need any of that.
I drove lots of vehicles without any of that over the years. Quite a few without working heat in Upstate NY. That's what real Men do! Manual windows, no power brakes or steering, and absolutely no air conditioning for us real men. GPS Maps? Really! Be a man and grab the paper map! Tailgates that hook closed with a chain is the only way to go. The gas tank behind the seat? So what! Suck it up. Only pussies worry about 20 gallons of gas right behind your back lol! Been there done all of that and frankly, I am ready to be classified as a *****! Don't care to ever go back to those days.
I drove this POS for 3 years in the '80s and it was one of my nicer vehicles back then. Three on the tree and had to remove screws to open the tailgate! Holes in the floor, no heat, and the steering wheel moved 4 inches in either direction before it engaged. Some long upstate NY winters in that thing...oh and I almost forgot the manliest thing of all... it was 2-wheel drive! If you need a 4-wheel drive you are a super *****
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I'm ordering my "I'm a big *****" t-shirt right after I post this and will wear it with pride!
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