Can I join your bizarre club, Whiskey? 1 year+ into ownership of my '22, it's been one of the best quality vehicles I've owned. I don't take my vehicles to dealers for anything unless I can't complete it myself, but I haven't had any issues to address.
Heck, even with the two "major" issues my '20 had (leaking rear window, sub-par a/c), which I fixed myself, it was a super truck.
There's no denying that some new vehicles have problems, and Ram is not immune, but those are really in the minority. Like you said, "one of the rare millions that is Ok"