Lol, just giving you crap. Calm down. I'm 100% in the "do what you want to what you have" camp. However, I'm also in the "buy the right tool for the job" camp, so I'd think a Laramie Sport would make more sense for a street performance build, but you do you.
I think you're probably on the right track in trying a set of springs off a normal non orp/rebel to get a bit lower. I would be concerned about how it would look with a little weight in the bed, but that same thing goes for people who lift just the front searching for the perfect "level."