Funny Memes and Funny Pictures 2.0

[Richard320]

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Ilhan Omar can top that!

 

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[Brutal_HO]

I think I made the best buy greeter's day today, it went something like this;

Greeter, "Welcome to Best Buy, our que is 5-10 minutes, please scan the barcode."
Me, "My phone isn't working, what do we do then?" (bold face lie)
G, "Oh, you come to me and I'll help, my name is Jake."
M, "I'm standing here over by the jukebox... (trailing off), with you now Jake"
M, "Jake? From State Farm Jake? Glad to see you're wearing pants."
G, "Lolz, Name?"
M, "Petunia."
G, "Petunia?"
M, "Yup, Petunia,... Starbucks never questions what I identify as."
G, "Laughs, Last name?"
M, "Oh, just make something up Floyd."
G, "haha, how about Higgins."
M, "Actually, it's Higgenbottom. Petunia Bartholomu Higgenbottom."

It went on like that a bit more than when I checked out and left, I yelled, "See ya Floyd!"

 

[Scap]

I think I made the best buy greeter's day today, it went something like this;

Greeter, "Welcome to Best Buy, our que is 5-10 minutes, please scan the barcode."
Me, "My phone isn't working, what do we do then?" (bold face lie)
G, "Oh, you come to me and I'll help, my name is Jake."
M, "I'm standing here over by the jukebox... (trailing off), with you now Jake"
M, "Jake? From State Farm Jake? Glad to see you're wearing pants."
G, "Lolz, Name?"
M, "Petunia."
G, "Petunia?"
M, "Yup, Petunia,... Starbucks never questions what I identify as."
G, "Laughs, Last name?"
M, "Oh, just make something up Floyd."
G, "haha, how about Higgins."
M, "Actually, it's Higgenbottom. Petunia Bartholomu Higgenbottom."

It went on like that a bit more than when I checked out and left, I yelled, "See ya Floyd!"

I don't understand. What's a best buy greeter and why is there a queue?

 

[Brutal_HO]

I don't understand. What's a best buy greeter and why is there a queue?

Only 2 blue shirts on the floor to help. I was there to pick up an internet order but also needed to buy a cheap temporary TV last minute and couldn't find what I needed on the floor.

 

[Mountain Whiskey]

The blue shirts are idiots. Last time I had one "help" me, I was looking for a router. After looking at a couple he came over and asked to help. I asked a specific question and he turned the box over to read it. Like I didn't read the box already. Clueless idiot. I just left. Found what I needed at Costco for less.

 

[56 Pontiac]

The blue shirts are idiots ...

Yep - I wear a red shirt

Dave

 

[TNRamGuy]

Yep - I wear a red shirt

Dave

I thought red shirts always got shot by the aliens?

 

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[Dewey]

Meanwhile in Canada……..

 

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[Idahoktm]

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Did you point and laugh at him?

 

[theblet]

Did you point and laugh at him?

Maybe there were a lot of locusts that day or something. Don’t judge people

 

[Jako]

Maybe there were a lot of locusts that day or something. Don’t judge people

Mask - could be for a preventive measure.


Helmet - Helmets Save Lives: Motorcycle Helmet Law In The USA
In 2000 Florida repealed the universal helmet law, eliminating the requirement except for riders under 21 with less than $10k of applicable medical insurance benefits.

In the 30 months before the repeal there were 35 fatalities where the rider was under 21, while in the 30 months after, there were 101 - an increase of 188%.

I question how many that wear a helmet are adequate with fit, past the use by date and/or certified.

Motorcycle Helmet Certification: DOT, SNELL, ECE, ISI Compared

According to a report of Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, (CDC), helmets reduce the risk of death by 37% and the risk of head injury by

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Sister in law is a Physical Therapist that dealt with brain injuries. I've met the biker who suffered a brain injury (not sure helmeted or not) and that along with a scratched to crap face shield at the dealership counter has left me with "wear a helmet". Still out on individual rights considering what "rights" may cost "others" in medical care and treatment.

 

[theblet]

Totally agree on the helmet

 

[djevox]

Did you point and laugh at him?

I would’ve smacked him upside the head for being that dumb.

 

[jloops]

Did you point and laugh at him?

I yelled “Fauci rules!!” as I drove by him and he gave me the thumbs up.