I considered, for a short while, getting a Ruger Super Redhawk Alaskan 454 Casull snub nose for a bear gun. Then I woke up; FFS, what was I thinking?
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I considered, for a short while, getting a Ruger Super Redhawk Alaskan 454 Casull snub nose for a bear gun. Then I woke up; FFS, what was I thinking?
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My wife has a Ruger Super Redhawk Alaskan .44 Magnum. Shooting 305gr Bear Loads is plenty stout, according to her. (I don't particularly enjoy it either.)
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WRONG!!!! Moms in the 80's didn't have balls. They may have controlled them, but they didn't have them.
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I know some women now that have more balls than some men. lol. Not literally .
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Know what you mean.....
OK, which one of you knuckleheads is this
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Threesuns1
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A man boarded a plane and took his seat, settling in for the journey.
As he adjusted his things, he noticed the most stunning woman he had ever seen making her way down the aisle. To his amazement, she stopped right at his row and took the seat next to him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he asked, “Business or pleasure?”
She gave a warm smile and replied, “Business. I’m heading to Boston for the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention.”
The man nearly choked on his words. Here was this beautiful woman, sitting beside him, on her way to a convention about nymphomania.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he asked, “And what’s your role at the convention?”
“I’m a lecturer,” she said. “I use my personal experiences to debunk some of the myths surrounding sexuality.”
“Fascinating,” he said, trying to sound casual. “What kind of myths?”
“Well,” she began, “one common myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed. In reality, it’s Native American men who hold that title.
“Another myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers. It’s actually men of Jewish descent who take that honor.
“And finally, the myth about stamina—many believe athletes are the champions, but the truth is, Southern Rednecks outlast them all.”
She paused, suddenly realizing she might have shared too much. Blushing slightly, she said, “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing this with someone I just met. By the way, I didn’t catch your name.”
The man extended his hand with a grin and said, “Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”
As he adjusted his things, he noticed the most stunning woman he had ever seen making her way down the aisle. To his amazement, she stopped right at his row and took the seat next to him.
Eager to strike up a conversation, he asked, “Business or pleasure?”
She gave a warm smile and replied, “Business. I’m heading to Boston for the Annual Nymphomaniacs of America Convention.”
The man nearly choked on his words. Here was this beautiful woman, sitting beside him, on her way to a convention about nymphomania.
Struggling to maintain his composure, he asked, “And what’s your role at the convention?”
“I’m a lecturer,” she said. “I use my personal experiences to debunk some of the myths surrounding sexuality.”
“Fascinating,” he said, trying to sound casual. “What kind of myths?”
“Well,” she began, “one common myth is that African-American men are the most well-endowed. In reality, it’s Native American men who hold that title.
“Another myth is that Frenchmen are the best lovers. It’s actually men of Jewish descent who take that honor.
“And finally, the myth about stamina—many believe athletes are the champions, but the truth is, Southern Rednecks outlast them all.”
She paused, suddenly realizing she might have shared too much. Blushing slightly, she said, “I’m sorry, I shouldn’t be discussing this with someone I just met. By the way, I didn’t catch your name.”
The man extended his hand with a grin and said, “Tonto. Tonto Goldstein. But my friends call me Bubba.”
Threesuns1
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A man sat on his front porch, staring dejectedly at the ground. His neighbor, noticing his gloomy demeanor, walked over to check on him.
“Hey, what’s got you so down?” the neighbor asked.
The man sighed, barely lifting his eyes. The neighbor tried again, but the man just shook his head.
Finally, the neighbor persisted, “Come on, what happened?”
The man sighed deeply and said, “I messed up. I answered one of those tricky questions women ask, and now I’m in the doghouse.”
“What kind of question?” the neighbor asked, curious.
“My wife asked me if I’d still love her when she’s old, fat, and ugly.”
The neighbor chuckled, “That’s easy! You just say, ‘Of course, I will.’ Problem solved!”
The man shook his head and groaned, “Yeah, that’s what I *meant* to say. But what actually came out was, ‘Of course, I do.’”
“Hey, what’s got you so down?” the neighbor asked.
The man sighed, barely lifting his eyes. The neighbor tried again, but the man just shook his head.
Finally, the neighbor persisted, “Come on, what happened?”
The man sighed deeply and said, “I messed up. I answered one of those tricky questions women ask, and now I’m in the doghouse.”
“What kind of question?” the neighbor asked, curious.
“My wife asked me if I’d still love her when she’s old, fat, and ugly.”
The neighbor chuckled, “That’s easy! You just say, ‘Of course, I will.’ Problem solved!”
The man shook his head and groaned, “Yeah, that’s what I *meant* to say. But what actually came out was, ‘Of course, I do.’”
That’s a lot of people to like these days.
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Was really hoping to see the Lions go this year. I was a fan back when they got Barry Sanders, he was never enough to get them over the hump. This year I feel was the best chance they may ever have to go lol, at least your Packers have beenToo soon?
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I’m a Packer fan. I feel their pain. We’ve been one and done in the playoffs more times than I want to admit.
