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Funny Memes and Funny Pictures 2.0 - NO POLITICS or NSFW, Find the other thread
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The Italian Honeymoon
After returning from his honeymoon in Punta Gorda , Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how was da treep?
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da damma train ride down"
Whata you mean Luigi? asked Giovanni.
Well we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food.
She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da lunch basket.
The conductor e come aby waga his finger at us anda say, ' no eata indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So me and my beautiful Virgina, we go to da dining car. eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductor walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka indisa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, No smokina disa car.
Musta go to a smokina car.
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed.
We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore , he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his voice..
Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !
sona-mubitcha-damma.... Next time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus
On edit: stolen from someone on another forum as probably against the rules there and soon to be deleted, posted here for posterity.
After returning from his honeymoon in Punta Gorda , Florida with his new bride, Virginia, Luigi stopped by his old barbershop in Jersey to say hello to his friends.
Giovanni said, "Hey Luigi, how was da treep?
Luigi said, "Everyting wasa perfecto except for da damma train ride down"
Whata you mean Luigi? asked Giovanni.
Well we boarda da train at Grana Central Station. My beautiful Virginia , she pack a biga basket a food.
She brough ta da vino, some nice cigars for me, and we were lookina forward to da trip, and open upa da lunch basket.
The conductor e come aby waga his finger at us anda say, ' no eata indisa car. Musta use a dining car.'
So me and my beautiful Virgina, we go to da dining car. eat a biga lunch and starta ta open da bottle of a nice a vino!
Conductor walka by again, waga his finger and say, 'No drinka indisa car! Musta use a cluba car.' So we go to cluba car.
While a drinkina da vino, I starta to lighta my biga cigar. The conductore, he waga his finger again and say, No smokina disa car.
Musta go to a smokina car.
"We go to a smokina car and I smoke a my biga cigar.
Then my beautiful Virginia and I, we go to a sleeper car anda go to bed.
We just about to go boombada boombada and the conductore , he walka through da hallway shouting at a top of his voice..
Nofolka Virginia ! Nofolka Virginia !
sona-mubitcha-damma.... Next time, I'ma just gonna taka da bus
On edit: stolen from someone on another forum as probably against the rules there and soon to be deleted, posted here for posterity.
