I suppose it's good that not everyone demands to be made whole, and will just take what is offered. Leaves the opportunities for those who won't accept that to have the possibility of being made whole.
"Accidents happen", yeah they do. How avoidable are these accidents? I've also never been in an accident, let alone at fault in one. I'm also batting 1000% in car washes, it's not difficult, pay attention while you're driving. Accidents happen is often just a way to excuse someone's incompetence, just as it sounds here. How are we excusing a "professional" whose job includes driving customer vehicles around the lot and through a car wash, who couldn't even handle doing so without severely damaging multiple customer vehicles because they either "panicked" or were "distracted." Which one was it? Or was it distracted that led to panic when they released they ****ed up? Oh well, accidents happen.
And boohoo a dealer may have to pay out a little to make the situation right, I think they can afford that after shafting 90%+ of the people that they deal with. If they were a good dealer like MD they'd already be offering to go above and beyond to make it right, hopefully OPs dealer does the same.