While I’m being an idiot…

[Rabbit929]

I posted awhile ago with my rebel smashed.
Long story short, truck is fixed, new expedition one bumper and grill guard are 20 weeks out. (Allegedly)

So I cut some scrap wood because I’m too cheap to waste iron, with a circular saw over my knee in 20 minutes to make this beauty. I’m open for any and all suggestions to add details while it’s hilarious.
Even thinking of strapping some 2x4s to the bed as box rails and to the nerf bars to make it look like I’m trying to make a statement I guess.

Might as well wear it like I meant it for awhile.

 

[dmitryDS]

It will hold better that plastic and cheaper to replace...

 

[Rabbit929]

It will hold better that plastic and cheaper to replace...

I added a scrap 2x4 that happened to be the perfect length to the power step to help it blend.

 

[Kumba1010]

I posted awhile ago with my rebel smashed.
Long story short, truck is fixed, new expedition one bumper and grill guard are 20 weeks out. (Allegedly)

So I cut some scrap wood because I’m too cheap to waste iron, with a circular saw over my knee in 20 minutes to make this beauty. I’m open for any and all suggestions to add details while it’s hilarious.
Even thinking of strapping some 2x4s to the bed as box rails and to the nerf bars to make it look like I’m trying to make a statement I guess.

Might as well wear it like I meant it for awhile. View attachment 139144

Far better than nothing...just apply some dark finish to the wood

 

[arod412]

Paint it…lol


2022 Ram 1500 Back Country
2016 Dodge Charger scat pack
2021 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sahara (wife)

 

[dmitryDS]

Paint it…lol


2022 Ram 1500 Back Country
2016 Dodge Charger scat pack
2021 Jeep Wrangler Unlimited Sahara (wife)

Right...

Body color bummer... And no one will ever notice

 

[Aseras]

Use plastidip and It'll look like the rest of the truck too.

 

[@JC]

That's some good ol NoDak engineering right there...

 

[Rick3478]

I posted awhile ago with my rebel smashed.
Long story short, truck is fixed, new expedition one bumper and grill guard are 20 weeks out. (Allegedly)

So I cut some scrap wood because I’m too cheap to waste iron, with a circular saw over my knee in 20 minutes to make this beauty. I’m open for any and all suggestions to add details while it’s hilarious.
Even thinking of strapping some 2x4s to the bed as box rails and to the nerf bars to make it look like I’m trying to make a statement I guess.

Might as well wear it like I meant it for awhile. View attachment 139144

Dude, you even mitered the corners. I'm impressed!

 

[Dewey]

Be careful. If Stellantis sees this they may start shipping trucks that way when there are bumper or side step shortages.

 

[djevox]

I don’t hate it?

 

[wjcook68]

The RAM Rebel "Woody" Edition.

 

[Scap]

What PPF/Wax for that?
Can you get tow hook plugs?
What winch fits?

 

[Scap]

I added a scrap 2x4 that happened to be the perfect length to the power step to help it blend.

Kinda looks like an angry beaver from this angle ...

 

[Richard320]

Needs a wooden roll bar.

 

[nc_beagle]

I say mount this to it.

Big Mouth Billy Bass

Billy the Big Mouth Bass will keep your guests in stitches!

www.asseenontvlive.com

 

[Darksteel165]

I say mount this to it.

Big Mouth Billy Bass

Billy the Big Mouth Bass will keep your guests in stitches!

www.asseenontvlive.com

I second this.

 

[Mountain Whiskey]

Third!

 

[Richard320]

I second this.

I didn't realize they were still available. Definitely needs one. I thord the motion.

 

[Scap]

This ranks right up there with a duck call on the turbo blowoff.