So Lumberjacks say “timber,” golfers say “fore.” What do mechanics say?

[Redz72]

I thought this was pretty funny. It’d be cool to see what other wrencher’s around the country say…

 

[GMetal]

A string of cuss words

 

[Redz72]

When I first started wrenching on Jeep YJ’s and TJ’s I was cursing whoever invented the torx head. Stripped so many of them. Lol

 

[Cbty2050]

They say many 4 letter words over and over and over...

 

[kapinallinen2]

They say many 4 letter words over and over and over...

Yup.
Had a close call with a VW bus long time ago, two post lift, replacing front torsion springs.

 

[2019REBEL]

Why do I always get the POS to work on.

 

[boogielander]

My common ones when referring to items:
Ford, GM, WTF, POS, POJ, Trash, Chinese made sh*t, mickey mouse sh*t

When I'm really pissed off at the designer/ engineer:
"whoever designed this needs to apologize to the closest tree for wasting the oxygen the tree worked so hard to produce"
"mom of whoever designed this should've swallowed it"
"whoever designed this obviously doesn't talk to the engineers who make this, and whoever made this obviously doesn't talk to the designer of this"

When referring to left and right:
Driver side, passenger side

When someone goes to the wrong side:
"Dude, we're not in Japan. Go to the other driver/ passenger side"

 

[kapinallinen2]

Are we not talking about TIMBEEER, felling, falling, coming down, here?

 

[Mountain Whiskey]

" What the heck was this guy thinking, did he really think that noise was normal?"