Pun Contest: Who gets Right-of-Way? 1500 RAM or 1500 SHEEP?

[RockYacht2020]

Watch: Italian shepherds move 1,500 sheep to the highlands

Alberto Moretti filmed the annual migration of sheep flocks from the lowlands to the mountains for summer grazing.

www.farmersjournal.ie

Best pun headline wins. Have some fun with it.

 

[Scap]

1500 sheep? even the loneliest guy might get lucky now.

 

[Fatherof3]

SO SAY IT THE SHEPHERD !!!......... SO SAY IT THE FLOCK !!!! ( from Porky's ) .

 

[Scram1500]

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scotsman?

Mick Jagger says "Hey you, get off of my cloud". A Scotsman says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe"

 

[TNRamGuy]

ok, couple thoughts
1. wow, look at all those great seat covers
2. mmmm.... steak.....
3. man, I can not put a nut sack on the rotory dial like the old stick shift bag cover.

 

[Trooper4]

AAHHHH!!!! Where men are men and sheep are nervous.