New Year’s Resolutions… for Your Ram!

[Realtruck]

RealTruck here! Found this in a glovebox…

“New year, fresh calendar… same owner who keeps walking past me in the driveway like I don’t have feelings.

Since we’re rolling into 2026, I figured I’d speak up. I’ve got a few New Year’s resolutions, and honestly, I’ve been trying to tell you these things for a while.

First off, what’s my resolution? I’d really like to get out a bit more. A trip to the beach, the mountains, the trails, or honestly just putting some more miles on the odometer would be nice.

Second, remember that project you said you’d “get to soon”? Yeah… I’m still waiting. 2026 feels like a good year to finally stop putting it off.

And lastly, no more skipping leg day. Wheels, tires, lift- I wanna be buff!”

XOXO,
Your RAM"
Curious what everyone else’s trucks are asking for this year??

Drop a reply and tell us what your truck is hoping for in 2026.

Mike Holsomback at RealTruck found a similar note in his glovebox! His truck's 2026 resolutions are:

1. More exercise, some sprints AKA Launches.
2. Explore the National Forest, checking out all the trails.
3. Gear up to optimize performance, add S&B Cold air intake, MRT Extreme Mid Pipe.

 

[Rock Crawler]

Rock Crawler’s Ram’s 2026 resolutions are:

1. Custom wheels (just having a hard time finding ones that it REALY likes).

2. A garage roommate (motorcycle).



My Ram says this Aprilia Tuono will do.