Senior Citizen Thread

[gofishn]

Purpose of this thread is give Ram Owners, over a 50 years old, a place to gather.
Post their Thoughts, Experiences and, well, Gripes & Ramblings.

NO Political Rants, Thought or Comments.




Wife just came into my Den, holding a plastic container, complaining that she pulled the tab but the lid did not open.
I looked at it, grabbed the lip, which was now exposed and pulled the lid off.

Everything was good. Slightly frrustrated, with herself, until looked into her eyes and explained, "This is why God made you Pretty, with large breeasts."
Now, she's MAD, at me . . . . but it so worth it.

 

[Fatherof3]

I’m 9 months older than my wife and when I first turned 50 my wife was getting out of bed and groaned a little
she said “ crap I’m getting old “
I said “ ahhh yeah , I remember when I was in my 40’s “
she had a good laugh .

 

[Idahoktm]

A senior citizen is generally considered to be between 62-65 years old. I know some 50 year olds look and act like they're senior citizens, but that's pretty rare.

 

[gofishn]

A senior citizen is generally considered to be between 62-65 years old. I know some 50 year olds look and act like they're senior citizens, but that's pretty rare.

Not applying for Social Security, just providing a place for Older Ram Truck Owners to gather, muse or complain.
50 years old is good enough for AARP membership, figured it'd be good enough here.

If you're 32, but feel Old, Welcome.
Got 5 kids, 37 to 22. Not all of them think or behave their actual age.
Figure same is true for most folks.
Wife's constantly telling me I act like a Child.
Just this morning, in fact. right after I made the comment mentioned in an earlier post.

She will never figure out that I chose to have her be mad, at me, rather than upset, with herself.
The Zinger was just a bonus for my selflessness.







No one is going to get booted, unless they start Preaching Politics.
Suppose could add Religion to that forbidden topic list but whatever your Faith,
from Flying Spaghetti Monster to fat, bald sitting Dude hard to see where Faith would start any fights.


NOTE:
For the Humor Deficient, the above is called Sarcasm.
Find a normal person and have them explain it to you.

 

[Belvedere]

Well, I'm only 45, but recently got the senior discount at O'Reilly Auto Parts. Saved me a few pennies on a turn signal bulb for the wife's van.

 

[yakbait]

"Growing old is mandatory but growing up is optional" ~ Carroll Bryant

^^^ This has become my motto ^^^

 

[Threesuns1]

Now, at my age, I keep finding myself going into a public restroom to take a leak and finding my zipper already down. I chuckle to myself thinking back to where I've been and how long I was walking around like that.

 

[Mountain Whiskey]

What about if you are 56 but maturity level of 16?

You know, asking for a friend.

 

[Dewey]

Perfect place for this…..


I do everything I did in my 20’s but it sure hurts a WHOLE lot more the next day.