How to know if "borla"is for you??

[ramButz]

first of all this is just "satire". if your easily offended or overly sensitive .then dont read this...its only satire
kind of like "jeff foxworthy,to help some of you who are having a hard time making a decision on what "muffler to buy"

1,if you voted for "*someone I didn't like*"...then "borla"not for you
2.if you like your steak"well done"(or a "Vegan)..then the borla not for you
3.if you enjoy golf over watching "MMA"....then borla not for you
4.if you use "trendy"after shave over "Old Spice"..then borla not for you
5.if you love watching "The sound of music"over "The great Escape"...then borla not for you
6.if your one of those guys who has to ask you wives of a "purchase",or anything...then borla not for you
7.if your a "father knows best"or "**** Van **** show"type of guy...then the borla not for you
8.if you dont like "C.norris,J.Statham,B.Willis,Stallone,J.wayne,S.McQueen..then borla not for you
9.if your into "PopMusic" but not "Metallica,V.Halen.....then borla not for you
10.if your one of those guys who likes to get in "Touch with your feeling".....then borla not for you
well i hopes this may help in making you discision on "Girlie man Mufflers"

this is not to offend .its what "J.Foxworthy"would say to you guys to help you on what "Muffler"would be right for you