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Funny Memes and Funny Pictures 2.0

An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'
 
More conspiracy theories?
This story just boggles the mind. The reasoning is unbelievable. I guess I am just not spart enough to believe this.
Especially after I read a story stating that the massive dame in China (The Dam That Slowed Down Earth - Mishpacha Magazine)
is causing the earths rotation to slow. .
And the slowing of the earths rotation reasonably should causes the global temperatures to rise.
But this story states that climate change is causing the earth to slow down.
 

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