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  1. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Well friend, I think it's time... Send your dealer a gift. I recommend these guys for said gift. You're welcome. https://www.poopsenders.com/
  2. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Their IT Manager must have been given a truck with the "New Chip Supplier Tracking" on his build sheet.
  3. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    My intel has revealed that "New Chip Supplier Tracking" means the truck will be built with an explosive chip that will be remotely detonated, obliterating the truck and any occupants therein, if Stellantis finds out the owner of said truck leaves any negative comments or reviews of said truck...
  4. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    You may know this already, but TX gives you a tax "credit" when you trade-in a vehicle and buy one at the same time. So, say you buy your Limited for $58k and you then buy a new vehicle in a year. If the dealer gives you $50k for your trade, you are exempt from taxes on the first $50k of...
  5. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    I don't even know what to say anymore. I mean, I know what to say, but none of the words that come to mind will display because of this site's word filters.
  6. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    If you are ever in Texas, swing by and bring your tool of choice... I have deer running all around; one of them damn near took my wife and I out as we were riding around on our golf cart two nights ago.
  7. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    At some point, you just have to laugh at this, because otherwise, you'll end up going crazy.
  8. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Speak for yourself. 😆
  9. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    At this point, does it matter? Everything is a damned clustertruck, be it Stellantis, SHAP, this thread, or my bowels after trying Arby's' new rib sandwich (take it from me, it's a HARD PASS).
  10. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    I know that when I placed my order (early July), I was told that the ORG was the only way to get skid plates from the factory.
  11. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Is that what Stellantis is going to call it now when our trucks don't work... "Ship Mode." :rolleyes: 🤣
  12. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Just get a Miata and call it a day. 🤣
  13. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Anyone with any insight into this (or more time than I to search around in the Interwebs), please tell us what is going on. I can't imagine the other 31,000+ trucks @Eighty has found are air-cooled, but it also begs the question why, if all trucks have an engine cooling fan, that only 3 out of...
  14. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    I generally agree, but Stellantis should not be telling their dealers that sold orders take priority when it’s clear that’s not the case. Or, if the dealers are just making that **** up to win over customers, maybe they shouldn’t be in business in the first place.
  15. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    BREAKING NEWS: Coming to you from Sterling Heights, Michigan, a live look at SHAP:
  16. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    That's some honkey tonk BS right there. It's one thing to have to wait months and months for a specially ordered vehicle, but it is a whole other sort of sadism to deliver the vehicle without the agreed upon options.
  17. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Did the dealer say if the decision to not accept any new orders was a dealer-specific decision or a Stellantis mandate?
  18. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Am I the only one that, despite the hilariousness of his tirade, is fixated on the trove of CD's he has attached to his sun visor?
  19. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    To each his own, but I find the trailer tow mirrors to be ugly as sin. Personally, I would rather have manual folding mirrors than power folding trailer tow mirrors.
  20. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    I wonder if there is some metric Stellantis keeps showing how many "sold" orders are actually sold to the person who ordered the truck. If so, I could see a dealer being penalized if they don't sell a "sold" order to the person that ordered it, even if it is not the dealer's fault.
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