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  1. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Save yourself some money and drive to the nearest Costco and get the Defender's for less than $1000.
  2. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    It has to be done, and I'm sad nobody else beat me to it (not really). Why would anyone want your deplorable step? 🤣
  3. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    You speed demon... Going 71 in a 45?!? 🤣
  4. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Quick... someone else post so it doesn't look like all I do is sit around on this forum waiting to post... I promise, I've been up since about 6am writing a motion to dismiss that is due today because a new client came to me at the 11th hour (literally, dude called me at 5:30am) after firing his...
  5. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    If I had been told the same thing (and intially I was told by several dealerships that any special ordered Sierra would come with a markup), I'd have passed. But, I know a guy (hint: @PCHokie), who was able to find a dealership that isn't in the business of shafting people. There are a handful...
  6. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Be there, or be square.
  7. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    If I were you, I'd go to a site like Shift, Carvana, Vroom, or KBB, and figure out what they would pay you for the truck you are interested in buying. That is, use the VIN of the truck, guesstimate how many miles you will have driven by the time you are ready to trade in, and see what they say...
  8. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    All I heard was: "Close your eyes and throw a dart at a board and choose Ram it's even, GMC if it's odd, and Ford if you miss the board completely." 🤣 At the end of the day, all these trucks are good, and it really comes down to personal preference and the best fit for your particular use case.
  9. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    From what I can tell, the Sierra Denali Ultimate with the 6.2L has a max capacity of 13,000lbs, whereas the Ram with the 5.7L e-torque is 12,750lbs, and the regular 5.7L is only 11,610lbs.
  10. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    As usual, @PCHokie is correct. I’ve reserved myself a 2022 Sierra Denali Ultimate and couldn’t be happier… massage seats, a more powerful and capable engine, and self-driving capabilities. I’m still interested to see if/when my Ram will be built, and I may still buy it just to resell it, but I...
  11. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    I'm not recommending you do this, but if I were you... I'd feed my dog ribeye (this produces the smelliest, nastiest bowel ejections you can imagine... also odd that New York Strips and filets don't have the same effect) and bag up the aftermath. I'd then heat seal it in a bag, wrap it in some...
  12. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Reserve a 2022 GMC Sierra Denali Ultimate. But, seriously, reorder. As you recognize, he says he won't report to Carfax, but he's a sales guy and not in the shop. As I understand it, any sort of body work is required to be reported, regardless of the reason. So, in order for the work on the...
  13. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Yes, but I can only attest to that being the case in Texas. If you are not in Texas, I advise you to research your local laws and/or contact your local taxing authority to see what the case may be in your jurisdiction.
  14. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Hmm... I'm not sure what the laws are now, but many years ago, I took a pro bono case for a guy in a similar situation. At that time, dealers were precluded from selling vehicles that had body repairs as brand new, even if they had never been sold before. It really messed up this guy's financing...
  15. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    I’m happy to do it, but my hourly rate is $650. I will, however, take payment in the form of a 2022 Limited.
  16. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    As a voracious grammarian, I feel compelled to provide you with this wonderful piece of trivia: Facetious is the shortest word in the English language in which all vowels appear in order and only once.
  17. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Untruckingbelievable.
  18. Pi Esq.

    Ordering, Buying and Receiving my 2022 Ram Rebel

    @thenachobro, sir, any new updates on the UC5 issues, or any other fun things you've learned, good or bad?
  19. Pi Esq.

    2022 Orders

    Nope. This just reaffirms my decision to not go with the 10th Anniversary edition. That cloth looks like it was scrounged up from a really worn carpet from a 70's porn, and based on the sound it gave off when old boy was running his finger over it, it probably feels like burlap. How Ram dropped...
  20. Pi Esq.

    Start of 2022 Production.

    Fixed that for you.
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